It helps to be a woman if you want to stay out of prison!

A 59 year old man was recently convicted of forging a Will. Evidence was given that he was a caring, hardworking man, who forged a will because he believed that he was rightly entitled to a certain piece of land. This is a very serious offence and merited a heavy penalty. On the same day in another case, a woman was convicted of neglecting her children. 7 children, including infants, were left to fend for themselves while the mother went on regular drinking sessions with her boy friend. When the children were eventually taken into care, they were frightened, dirty, malnourished and they did now know how to eat at the table and did not know how to use cutlery and had not been toilet trained. This was also a very serious offence and merited a heavy penalty. The man got six years in prison and the woman received a suspended sentence.

If you’re going to turn to crime and you happen to be a man – maybe you should consider a sex change!